Friday, January 25, 2008

The Project Runway Season 4 Drinking Game

The Project Runway Season 4 Drinking Game

Obviously this can be played with soda instead of alcohol for us minors. Someone mentioned it awhile back and I thought I’d come up with one. Enjoy!

Take a sip when…

- Tim Gunn says “Make it work!”, “Carry on!”, or “Designers!”
- Jillian runs out of time.
- Ricky cries.
- Christian bitches at the other designers.
- Elisa says something ridiculous.
- Heidi yells.
- Nina Garcia is way bitchier than she needs to be.
- Someone steals someone else’s model.
- People talk about their home lives.
o Take an extra sip if they whine about something from aforementioned home lives.
- Kit’s hairstyle is more insane than Christian’s.
- Sweet P swears.
- There is some kind of blatant product placement.
o Take an extra sip if it’s not TRESemmé.
- Victorya is passive-aggressive about something.
- Someone is shirtless.
o Take an extra sip if it’s someone you absolutely didn’t want to see shirtless. (Ricky.)
- Jack does something to reiterate how nice he is.
o Rami bitches about it.
- The eliminated designer’s exit interview is so many levels of scripted it’s not even funny.
o Take an extra sip if they mention their “future in designing”.
- In their garments:
o Ricky makes a baby-doll.
o Rami drapes.
o Christian makes some kind of jacket with puffy sleeves.
o Chris’s outfit screams “OMG COSTUME!”
o Sweet P’s outfit could be awesome, but something’s just off. The something will vary, but it’ll be there.
o Carmen’s outfit is a train wreck.
o Elisa makes us wonder what the hell she was thinking.

Take a gulp when…

- Rami reminds us that he’s from Israel.
- Kevin reminds us that he’s straight.
- Chris reminds us that he was eliminated.
- Ricky reminds us (intentionally or otherwise) that he sucks.
- Victorya makes her sour face. You know the one.
- Christian is shown flat-ironing his hair.
- Someone sings.
- Someone says “fierce!”
o Take an extra sip if it’s not Christian.
- Christian wants to “throw up” or “die”.
- Michael Kors says “hoochie mama”.
- Someone refers to a past/eliminated contestant.
- Someone carries Christian.
- Someone wants to kill Christian.
o Take an extra sip if it’s not Kevin.
- Sweet P is remarkably butcher than any of the men.
- There’s a team challenge.
o Take an extra sip if the designers start bitching about their teams within ten minutes of getting them.
o Take an extra sip if there’s an argument over who gets to be team leader.
- The designers are shown in their pajamas.
o Take an extra sip if they’re getting ready in the bathroom.
o Take an extra gulp if Christian is doing something other than flat-ironing his hair. I swear to God there’s a clip where he’s actually shaving.
- Rami acts way manlier than he is.
- Someone other than Ricky cries.
o Take an extra sip if it’s Rami or Kevin.
- Someone’s garment “worries” Tim.
- The models aren’t used at all.
- The clients/models turn out to be “normal” people.
o Take an extra sip if one designer is clearly at a blatant disadvantage because of their client/model.
- There’s an interaction between two designers that makes you wonder if they’re sleeping together.
o Take an extra sip if these two designers are not both men.
- The designers blatantly drop names about the big designers they’ve worked with.
- Someone makes fun of Christian’s age.
o Take an extra sip if it’s not Chris.


Finish your drink if…

- Ricky doesn’t cry for an entire episode.
- Christian does something nice.
- Steven imitates Tim Gunn.
o Take an extra sip just to toast Santino, because no one will ever be a better Tim Gunn impersonator than Santino. Word up, man.
- There’s flirting.
o Take an extra sip if it’s straight flirting.
- Nina says something nice about someone’s outfit.
- Christian wears boots without heels.
- Ricky puts on stilettos or high heels of any kind.
o Take an extra sip if he’s wearing them with capris or trying on the garment he’s actually making.
- All three judges say something nice about Ricky’s garment.
- “Tim is waiting to take you on a field trip!”
o Take an extra sip if this statement is met with a chorus of groans and the obligatory “I wanted to throw up” from Christian.
- The designers have to work with some ridiculous material.
o Take an extra sip if no one is actually surprised.
- Christian shows an emotion other than “bitch”.
- Christian does his “diva/runway” walk.
- A designer copies (inadvertently or otherwise) a design from a previous season.
o Take an extra sip if the judges don’t pick up on it.
- Ricky is in the “highest score” group.
o Take an extra sip if his dress is not a baby-doll.
- The gay Levi’s commercial is shown.

1 comment:

MollieK said...

I thought I was the only one who noticed the Christian shaving clip! I did this with soda but after my second one, i switched to water ha ha! Nice blog, btw!!