OH MY GOD.

I already had some issues with Beefcake/Rami, because he kind of annoys me with his bitchiness and pretentiousness and "I was born in the city of Jerusalem GO ME"ness. But some shit just takes the cake.

And this is that kind of shit.



WHAT THE HECK, Beefcake????? At least when Princess Christian, she looked GOOD when she dressed up for Halloween. I mean, CHRIST!

...I have nothing more to say.

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Congratulations, Princess!

CONGRATULATIONS, PRINCESS CHRISTIAN!!

For those of you who don't watch Project Runway as obsessively as I do, Princess won Fan Favorite at the reunion on Wednesday. I know, I was shocked too! I had my money on Jolly Gay Giant (Chris March). But yay Princess!

The finale's coming up, and I'm definitely rooting for Princess to take the prize. My money's on it coming down between Princess and Mumbles (Jillian), but Beefcake (Rami) is a pretty strong contender. We'll see where it goes!

Stay fierce!

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The Project Runway Season 4 Drinking Game

The Project Runway Season 4 Drinking Game

Obviously this can be played with soda instead of alcohol for us minors. Someone mentioned it awhile back and I thought I’d come up with one. Enjoy!

Take a sip when…

- Tim Gunn says “Make it work!”, “Carry on!”, or “Designers!”
- Jillian runs out of time.
- Ricky cries.
- Christian bitches at the other designers.
- Elisa says something ridiculous.
- Heidi yells.
- Nina Garcia is way bitchier than she needs to be.
- Someone steals someone else’s model.
- People talk about their home lives.
o Take an extra sip if they whine about something from aforementioned home lives.
- Kit’s hairstyle is more insane than Christian’s.
- Sweet P swears.
- There is some kind of blatant product placement.
o Take an extra sip if it’s not TRESemmé.
- Victorya is passive-aggressive about something.
- Someone is shirtless.
o Take an extra sip if it’s someone you absolutely didn’t want to see shirtless. (Ricky.)
- Jack does something to reiterate how nice he is.
o Rami bitches about it.
- The eliminated designer’s exit interview is so many levels of scripted it’s not even funny.
o Take an extra sip if they mention their “future in designing”.
- In their garments:
o Ricky makes a baby-doll.
o Rami drapes.
o Christian makes some kind of jacket with puffy sleeves.
o Chris’s outfit screams “OMG COSTUME!”
o Sweet P’s outfit could be awesome, but something’s just off. The something will vary, but it’ll be there.
o Carmen’s outfit is a train wreck.
o Elisa makes us wonder what the hell she was thinking.

Take a gulp when…

- Rami reminds us that he’s from Israel.
- Kevin reminds us that he’s straight.
- Chris reminds us that he was eliminated.
- Ricky reminds us (intentionally or otherwise) that he sucks.
- Victorya makes her sour face. You know the one.
- Christian is shown flat-ironing his hair.
- Someone sings.
- Someone says “fierce!”
o Take an extra sip if it’s not Christian.
- Christian wants to “throw up” or “die”.
- Michael Kors says “hoochie mama”.
- Someone refers to a past/eliminated contestant.
- Someone carries Christian.
- Someone wants to kill Christian.
o Take an extra sip if it’s not Kevin.
- Sweet P is remarkably butcher than any of the men.
- There’s a team challenge.
o Take an extra sip if the designers start bitching about their teams within ten minutes of getting them.
o Take an extra sip if there’s an argument over who gets to be team leader.
- The designers are shown in their pajamas.
o Take an extra sip if they’re getting ready in the bathroom.
o Take an extra gulp if Christian is doing something other than flat-ironing his hair. I swear to God there’s a clip where he’s actually shaving.
- Rami acts way manlier than he is.
- Someone other than Ricky cries.
o Take an extra sip if it’s Rami or Kevin.
- Someone’s garment “worries” Tim.
- The models aren’t used at all.
- The clients/models turn out to be “normal” people.
o Take an extra sip if one designer is clearly at a blatant disadvantage because of their client/model.
- There’s an interaction between two designers that makes you wonder if they’re sleeping together.
o Take an extra sip if these two designers are not both men.
- The designers blatantly drop names about the big designers they’ve worked with.
- Someone makes fun of Christian’s age.
o Take an extra sip if it’s not Chris.


Finish your drink if…

- Ricky doesn’t cry for an entire episode.
- Christian does something nice.
- Steven imitates Tim Gunn.
o Take an extra sip just to toast Santino, because no one will ever be a better Tim Gunn impersonator than Santino. Word up, man.
- There’s flirting.
o Take an extra sip if it’s straight flirting.
- Nina says something nice about someone’s outfit.
- Christian wears boots without heels.
- Ricky puts on stilettos or high heels of any kind.
o Take an extra sip if he’s wearing them with capris or trying on the garment he’s actually making.
- All three judges say something nice about Ricky’s garment.
- “Tim is waiting to take you on a field trip!”
o Take an extra sip if this statement is met with a chorus of groans and the obligatory “I wanted to throw up” from Christian.
- The designers have to work with some ridiculous material.
o Take an extra sip if no one is actually surprised.
- Christian shows an emotion other than “bitch”.
- Christian does his “diva/runway” walk.
- A designer copies (inadvertently or otherwise) a design from a previous season.
o Take an extra sip if the judges don’t pick up on it.
- Ricky is in the “highest score” group.
o Take an extra sip if his dress is not a baby-doll.
- The gay Levi’s commercial is shown. Read more! Read more!